This month, it’s blonde with a blue stripe. F’real, dawg.
Why the blue stripe? Well, I don’t want to look like Pete from Big Brother, do I? (Actually, I quite like Pete – I just don’t want to appear like a FanBoy).
For my next trick, on Wednesday I’ll convice Department of Homeland security at the US border that I really am a bonafide Management Consultant. Hmmmm.