Alas you had to RSVP in advance, and now the guestless is closed 🙁
But don’t worry if you were one of the many who couldn’t log into the wiki, or just snoozed and loosed… Have my ticket! 🙂
Yes, I cannily got in there early – I’m number 103 on the wiki – but won’t be able to make it personally.
So why not turn up on my behalf?
Mike reckons he’ll be ‘checking ID’, but don’t worry – British driver’s licences are easy to fake. All you have to do is:
- Put on a dodgy British accent (extra marks if you can mimic my faux East-London accent)
- Wear black
- Dye your hair, well, any colour you want
- Act like you don’t give a shit who’s watching
Extra marks if you create a buzz trap.
Seriously, use my ticket. Buggered if I care!